Subject: !! Important resolution re: the environment !!
From: "Vinocur, Claire" <[email-masked]>
To: Research_D <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 29 Apr 2016 14:57:55 -0700

Relating to Environmental Sustainability and Cost-Saving at the Democratic National Committee

WHEREAS, the Democratic National Committee platform states that "Democrats are committed to curbing the effects of climate change;"

WHEREAS, we, as members of the Research Department, are employees of the Democratic National Committee;

WHEREAS, apparently the Republican National Committee has a lot of money right now;

WHEREAS, energy isn't cheap, people;

WHEREAS, the Defense Department studies climate change so we should take it fucking seriously; and,

WHEREAS, we all ridiculed Michele Bachmann and her "Light Bulb Freedom Act."

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that all Democratic National Committee Research Department employees will turn off their TVs and computer monitors when they leave at night.

Seriously just do it.