Subject: Re: McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Purify Your System With the Seven-Day Chili Dog Cleanse.
From: "Eric Schwerin" <[email-masked]>
To: "Hunter Biden" <[email-masked]>
Cc: "Alexander S. Mackler" <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 11 Jun 2015 23:01:09 -0400

I think there is a yoga workshop at Esalen that works this cleanse into the
course work, right?

Eric D. Schwerin
[email-masked]

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On Jun 11, 2015, at 10:58 PM, Hunter Biden <[email-masked]>
wrote:

I've actually been on the diet before and it really is a beautiful thing.

RHB
202.333.1880

On Jun 11, 2015, at 10:01 PM, Alexander S. Mackler <[email-masked]>
wrote:

If this were cheesesteaks, I'd be in.

On Thu, Jun 11, 2015 at 1:55 PM, Eric Schwerin <[email-masked]
> wrote:

> Hunter, you should do this next instead of Live Below the Line…..
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> http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/purify-your-system-with-the-seven-day-chili-dog-cleanse
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> PURIFY YOUR SYSTEM WITH THE SEVEN-DAY CHILI DOG CLEANSE.
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> Juice fasts, raw foods cleansing, water-only detox — you’ve probably tried
> them all by now. Fads like these promise to leave you feeling rejuvenated,
> but their effectiveness is uncertain at best. That’s why more and more
> nutritionists swear by a proven, deceptively simple approach to wellness: a
> seven-day-long dietary cleanse in which you eat nothing but chili dogs.
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> Yes, you can flush your body of years’ worth of accumulated toxins, simply
> by consuming between eight and twelve chili dogs every day for a week.
> Through this uniquely formulated system, stronger immune protections,
> clearer skin, and quicker neural pathways can be within your reach; all
> thanks to the nourishing, invigorating, *purifying* power of several
> pounds of chili dogs — Nature’s Perfect Food.
> Your Schedule
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> The beauty of The Chili Dog Cleanse lies in its ease: Maintain a steady
> stream of chili-laden frankfurters into your digestive tract, and you’ll
> receive all of the saturated fats, nitrites, hot dog casings, and other
> vitamins and minerals needed to revitalize your system. As for the type of
> chili dogs you methodically shovel into your mouth, that’s entirely up to
> you. Charbroiled footlongs drowning in heaping scoops of roadhouse steak
> chili, red hots doused with homestyle, 7-Eleven Big Bites paired with
> Campbell’s Chunky; as long as you’re consuming approximately one chili dog
> every 75 minutes, you will see results.
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> By the third day of the cleanse, some individuals report feelings of
> nausea, heart tremors, and spatial disorientation. Don’t worry. That’s just
> your body adjusting to the unusually robust levels of sodium, salt, and
> other detox agents contained in the cleanse. You have to remember that your
> body has built up substantial levels of contaminants through years of
> improper dietary habits. Eating chili dogs will fix all of that.
>
> And make sure to fortify your system with several chili dogs before going
> to bed. When undergoing the cleanse, you can expect to sleep anywhere from
> 12 to 16 hours per day, not including post-dog naps; you don’t want to have
> to keep waking up in the middle of the night to microwave a few hot dogs
> and a can or two of Hormel. Don’t forget the sour cream!
> The Science
>
> The science behind the seven-day chili dog cleanse is irrefutable.
> Safety
>
> As with any radical dietary change, the question inevitably arises: “Is
> The Chili Dog Cleanse perfectly safe in 100% of cases?” The answer, of
> course, is yes. In fact, despite misleading FDA labels, you’ll find that
> The Chili Dog Cleanse perfectly conforms to the nutritional requirements of
> the average 8,500 calorie per day diet.
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> Nonetheless, it is worth noting that your system will likely feel a bit of
> a jolt as your body is purged of its accumulated impurities. And given that
> your week-long chili dog diet includes no vegetables or fruits whatsoever,
> feel free to cheat a little by supplementing your intake with jalapeños and
> Red Vines as needed.
>
> It may be difficult, but remember that you are doing this for the benefit
> of your body and mind. And at an average ingredients cost of just $6 per
> day, there’s no excuse not to start your cleanse right now. So get moving,
> mix some cut-up bratwurst into the chili, and remember: A healthier,
> happier life is only dozens and dozens of chili dogs away!
>  SUGGESTED READS My Body is a Performance Machine With Advanced
> Nutritional Needs
> <http:///articles/my-body-is-a-performance-machine-with-advanced-nutritional-needs>
> by Janet Manley (8/5/2011)
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> This Week’s School Lunches <http:///articles/this-weeks-school-lunches>
> by Peter Bebergal (2/28/2000)
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> Come Join Our Prayer Group-Slash-Cheese Tasting-Slash-Orgy
> <http:///articles/come-join-our-prayer-group-slash-cheese-tasting-slash-orgy>
> by Jon Methven (9/22/2010)
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