Subject: Samantha Bee to Mitch McConnell: “What better way to honor America’s greatest champion of original intent than by wiping your obstructionist ass on the very document he holds so dear” - Salon.com
From: "Eric Schwerin" <[email-masked]>
To: "Hunter Biden" <[email-masked]>, "Alexander S. Mackler" <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 2016 11:49:08 -0500

Samantha Bee to Mitch McConnell: “What better way to honor America’s
greatest champion of original intent than by wiping your obstructionist ass
on the very document he holds so dear” - Salon.com

http://www.salon.com/2016/02/16/samantha_bee_to_mitch_mcconnell_what_better_way_to_honor_americas_greatest_champion_of_original_intent_than_by_wiping_your_obstructionist_ass_on_the_very_document_he_holds_so_dear/?source=newsletter

Samantha Bee to Mitch McConnell: “What better way to honor America’s
greatest champion of original intent than by wiping your obstructionist ass
on the very document he holds so dear”

Unsurprisingly, Samantha Bee is still killing the game after her sophomore
episode of “Full Frontal.” This week Bee tackled Scalia’s successor and the
GOP debate.

On Mitch McConnell’s argument that President Obama, as a lame duck
president, should forego a Supreme Court nomination: “What better way to
honor America’s greatest champion of original intent than by wiping your
obstructionist ass on the very document he holds so dear.”
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“Let’s just have a Supreme Court vacancy for a year because some chinless
dildo wants a justice who’ll use his gavel to plug up your abortion hole,”
Bee added. “Filling Court vacancies is one of only three jobs a president
actually has: appointing justices, bombing the shit out of the Middle East,
and turkey pardoning. That’s it.”

Despite his decidedly conservative stances, “we can still find some nice
things to say about him,” Bee said of Scalia. “If you like the freedom to
play violent video games, watch Internet porn, and grow weed in your house
without police using thermal imaging to bust you, you owe a debt to Antonin
Scalia.”

“You also probably work on my staff,” Bee added.

Watch Samantha Bee’s on-point analysis below:
<http://www.salon.com/2016/02/16/samantha_bee_to_mitch_mcconnell_what_better_way_to_honor_americas_greatest_champion_of_original_intent_than_by_wiping_your_obstructionist_ass_on_the_very_document_he_holds_so_dear/>

Eric D. Schwerin
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