Subject: Slinging fresh cotton since 1998!
From: "AdultFriendFinder" <[email-masked]>
To: <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2019 06:03:17 -0800 (PST)

AdultFriendFinder News: Slinging fresh cotton since 1998!
Dear hunting8891,

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SPOILER: some of you already figured it out, but the game above actually contained a trick question. Giblets are typically associated with Thanksgiving, so the correct answer would be "What is a #toaster hanging from my #balls, Alex?"

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