Subject: Join the UN Bicycle Conspiracy
From: "Alan Franklin, ProgressNow Colorado" <[email-masked]>
To: [email-masked]
Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2010 17:08:39 -0500 (CDT)

ProgressNow Colorado

Join the Conspiracy
Dear Neighbor,

Denver has a great new bicycle-sharing program-you may have
heard of it, or seen those red bikes with evil capitalist advertising
on them. Tea Party candidate Dan Maes says it's a giant conspiracy to
turn Denver into a "United Nations community."

So we thought, why not? Every United Nations community has to have a
uniform. So we made these handsome t-shirts to kick off our U.N.
Bicycle Ambassador program.

Contribute $25 and get one today!

http://progressnowcolorado.pnstate.org/site/R?i=X31yYrdw1Rrh4NY5IOfa_w..

"This is all very well disguised, but it will be exposed," Maes said.
So we're blowing the lid right off this conspiracy. Get your sublime
azure blue, 100% cotton U.N Bicycle Ambassador t-shirt today.

Dan Maes says this plot is "bigger than it looks like on the surface."
And you will be too, in a fantastically slimming U.N. Bicycle
Ambassador t-shirt!

This limited edition t-shirt is available in men's and women's sizes.
Get yours now! As soon as Glenn Beck finds out, the gig is up!

http://progressnowcolorado.pnstate.org/site/R?i=UyNYq__ACD54HfhrTHO0JQ..

You will join the U.N. Bicycle Ambassadors.

http://progressnowcolorado.pnstate.org/site/R?i=Li3TOFu39urrj6WJOQyT5w..

In solidarity,

Alan Franklin
Maximum Proconsul, United Nations Bicycle Ambassadors

P.S. - Not affiliated with the United Nations, the UN-cola, Dan Maes,
Glenn Beck, or FOX News.

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